A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
> hospital.
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> > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
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> > > Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
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> > > God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
> > live.'
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> > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
> have a
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> > > face-lift, liposuction, breast
> > >
> > >
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> > > implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and
> change her
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> > > hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more
> time to
> > >
> > > live,
> > >
> > >
> > > she figured she might as well make the most of it.
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> > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
> While
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> > >
> > >
> > > crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
> ambulance.
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> > >
> > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I
> had
> > >
> > > another
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
> > >
> > > ambulance?'
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> > >
> > > (You'll love this)
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> > > God replied: 'I didn't *lo**y recognize you.'