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RE: THE 17 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED

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dis mad styll girls dem fi learn from dis

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hey i go utech i have book to read already

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7, 12 & 13 I like what those are saying laughing.gif

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this is a Dam good Guide!!!!!

10. CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying: "Are you going to come soon." If you're doing a blowie, you'd have to take your mouth off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings.

11. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever had most men have had so many sexual partners that it is unlikely that you are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing.

12. PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.

17. SEEKING FAVORS: Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm after-sex glow to seek favors or make requests. As he drops off into well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask, "Do you think I should buy that dress, skirt, sofa, Mercedes, country cottage?" There is a name for the practice of mixing sex with material gain - prostitution.

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parrie u no easy a whey u find this maddddd

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i read it....n jah kno star....i guess i will never get 100% on dis test....as me NAH do sum a dem sumtin ya...it funny tho.... i agree wid tess.....WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW




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A f**kery dis an it suh small a bare *u*k hood an swallow cum it nasty.. nuh waste time fi read it

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but most o dis stuff soun sarcastic like it was written by a woman trying to make a joke

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jah kno dis tek *u*kin to a lower level

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