Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to
know.
> One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls
> Outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came
by.
> Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not
> Willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that
the
> Police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up
> for some.
> "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
> myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the
line.
> A policeman was going down the line asking for information from
all
> The prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and
> Exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do
it
> old girl?"Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my
> Dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."
>
> The policeman fainted.