>An very old man lived alone in St. Mary, Jamaica. Very broke at the
>time, he wanted to plough his field to plant potatoes, but it was very
>hard work, and he was unable to do it alone. His only son, who would
>have helped him, was in prison.
>
>The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
>Shortly, he received this reply, "Papa, beg yu nuh dig up the garden,
>that's where I bury di GUNS!" At 4 a.m. the next morning police and
>soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.
>
>Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
>happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now
>plant yu potatoes, Papa. Is the best me coulda do fi yu at this time."