A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing
a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does
the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'

The embarra**ed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee.'