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bad4life71
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It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt and said, "Ooh Santa, please stay."

And he said, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."

So she took off her pants and said, "No no - please stay."

And he replied, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."

So she took off everything else, and said, "Ooh, please stay."

And he said, "Hey hey hey, guess I better stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"



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LOL

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lol lol can't get up the chimney with my dick this way way way

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LOL mad

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LMFAO!!!! Wowwww...Santa coulda damn well guh up the chimney...him a white man...him buddy nuh dat big

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now look what yall do to santa lol boy get all up in dat "chimneyyyyyyy" in dere nice and warm

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lol@ the joke but dwrcl @ shotessssssss whoaeee

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funny to ra**


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lol Santa crazy but Shottess you killin me lol

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lolololol mad

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