Jamaica, New York, Miami, U.K., Canada wake up, wake up, too much dead people ting de pon the site, mi come fi lively up tings, RIP Mikey Dread. But mi ready fi mud up some people and all these things. How some ah dem gal ah gwaan like dem hot and when yu go inna dem house, all yu can hear ah echo? Dem house empty like dem bank account. Comma! Abena to the Universe! Weh dem feel like? Anywayz, time fi talk di ting.

BEENIE BOOED AT UP TO THE LINE
Mi surprise how Beenie get boo up ah the show last Saturday at Up to the Line. Him hit the stage and did a gwaan bad, crazy forward and ting for Back It Up and ting and then mi no know if him overstay him welcome, but mi hear him say, mek mi see the man dem who love kiss and mi just hear some crazy boo start reach him, ah something Beenie always do, say some weird ting like him a live inna lue and forget where him de, young people quick fi pick up the waste talk dem. Still, ah just Beenie that, one boo caan stop him, ah still mi deejay.

SHOCKING VIBES DEAD AND BURIED?
The word on the street is that Shocking Vibes Production is dead and buried. All that is left are the final rites. All the staff has been laid off. The telephone lines have been cut off, there is no AC, nothing, just tumbleweed blowing in the yard like in one of those Westerns my father likes to watch. What a ting, eh?

NO MAVADO, NO GOVERNMENT MEETING
We heard on the streets yesterday that Christopher Campbell has not yet met with the industry stakeholders and the Minister because one of the principals, Mavado, was not in the island at the time and could not attend.

AKA LOVES SIMONE CLARKE IN THE MORNING
Stick a pin, people. Mi good friend A.K.A ah beg me fi send a special big up to Simone Clarke from RJR who has been filling up his big screen Plasma TV nicely on the TVJ Smile Jamaica show in the mornings. He said, and I quote I love me some Simone Clarke in the morning, she is so dreamy, the first thing I do when I tumble out of bed is grab my remote, flip on the TV and see those luscious lips Alrighty then, AKA. Whatever. Lets not overdo it now.