Tuck In Yuh Belly

Ladies this is a plea from our team to you it has become quite prevalent in Jamaica, almost everywhere you go there is always a group of female or at least one that is overweight especially on the social scene sporting a top that is way too small for her. The same applies to the men who keep wearing these shirts that don't even have room for a mosquito to pass through them added to the fact that they have no muscles, It's one thing if you have muscle hence the shirt might fit close but when you don't then you just look like shebadda brother. Apparently they missed the memo issued by Jigsy from Bembe Squad (tight pant & tight shirt bwoy the people dem wah kill oonu).

There is nothing cool about being skinny and wearing tight clothes last we checked ladies don't dig it (fret not we soon address the issue of di man dem inna di pencil foot jeans). Now back to the ladies, if you know your stomach is not on the flatter side please stop wearing those little half tops, there is a reason why they are called 'half tops' they are only meant for half of you and not for everyone. Mind you nothing is wrong with having a little weight on, (because some a dem gyal yah a overdweet wid the mawga ting ..some a dem need a sandwich urgently, mi nah lie) but at least be tackful wear something tasteful (take a hint from Ms. Kitty, Jamaicas own fluffy diva har ting always sort out) because there is nothing cool about blubber hanging over your pants or skirt waist for all to see while the threads in the seams of the blouse is crying out for help.

This is the first edition of the 'Fashion Police' consider yourself warned, because next time the pictures and the criticism are coming and we're not going to be as nice.