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Panties on a Plane

There were three black ladies getting ready to  take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al , but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked?

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cone field, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...' 

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says,

'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing any panties,  cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first.'



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Mi get it but it nuh funnyweird

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i'd surely loof for the black box first

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lol gotta find that Black Box!!

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for a second I thought this was a new Samuel L Jackson film :P

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still wondering

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gotta search for that boxxxx

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hmm

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ok then

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gimmi dat box.....da black box realli is a device dat records everything dat takes place in da flight..in a crash investigators find dat 2 find wat caused da plane 2 go down. jus some helpful advice

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DWLL@ RiddimRyderrr...lol.. hahaaa!!

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lol

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