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Jamecho
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Mother vs. Momma (Too Funny)
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       A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept
       over the white girl's house.  It was 3 a.m., and they were still up.


       The white girl's mother came downstairs and said, 'Honey, don't you
       think it's time for you to go to bed?' The white girl responded,
       'Shut up Mother, I don't want to go to sleep!'

       Her mother said, 'Okay, honey. You can go to bed later.'The black
       girl was very intrigued by what happened and decided to use that
       when she got home.

       The next night the black girl's mother said to the black girl,
       'Girl, go to bed! It's late!'  The black! girl s houted, 'Shut up
       Momma, I don't want to go to sleep!'  The black girl's mother took
       one look at her & raised her eyebrow...The black girl started to
       blink, looked around, and asked, 'Where am I?

       'A lady came over to the bed and answered, 'You're in the Intensive
       Care Unit, Sweetie.



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ahahhaha!!!

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lol

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dappa75
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how yu mean, yu mad fi see how some a the kids talk to the parents when them come inna the store whey mi work yu would think sey a them a di parents.

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lol

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lolol im white Mediterraneans to be exact and if me ever tell my mom to shut up when i was yhounger u would find me hanging in the closet beat up by a wooden spoon n a stick lol u mad u no mess with my mom lol my dad even wooooossssssssssss lolol

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lol@wifielollol

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lol

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lol

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damn straight

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rorororo wooiieeee

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Msz JayBee
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lolshe should know better than that

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lollollolbiggrinlol she brave tho!!!!!!

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lol my mama woud kick the life outa me...seriously lol

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my mom would of beat me wid she belt...kids dese days are too rude fi tru.. my son went to he friends house for di day and wen him come home he call mi a B*tch cah he hear him fren call his mom that... i tell mi son its naughty and a lil later in di day he say it again so mi stick di soap inna him mouth and wash it out fi him lol


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probably a true story considering kidz today

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lol

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Jamecho
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LOL @ Sugar....

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Serve her right

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what overcome her fi even try dat???

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