1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

>(because they are plugged into a genius)

>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

>(they don't have enough time)

>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't

>stop

>to ask directions)

>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and block their vapour

>lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't

>know.....it

>never happened)

>And the personal favorite:

>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)