Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first a Cuban surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second a Jamaican responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third a Barbadian surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth a Bahamian surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'