Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I
no come work."

The boss says, "You know something Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."