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MODELLING A GWAAN Wha dis mi a hear? Shaggy ah shoot MTV Cribs episode up a Big Yard, and somebody go invite the Allliance and ah so the modeling start. Bounty drive in the big white Range Rover and step out inna full black, and little after that, Mavado drive up inna fi him black Range Rover and step out inna full suit of white. Heh heh! Ah wah tek dem artistes ya? If me laugh, mi pap up, how dem so hype and Shaggy money taller than the Empire building before Bin Laden bomb it! DOZA MEDICINE SO SICK How Doza Medicine ah go so hard? The man song pon the Resident Evil; seriously sick. Different from the average. The streets dem love the flavour weh him a talk 'bout the yute dem who send him threat, the man rhyming scheme no normal, memba. Garveymeade and Westchester love the way him ah lock the ting. CABLE BLACKOUT OVER PORTMORE What a way Flow just cut off the cable flow to all the delinquent people dem over Greater Portmore? Ah nuff weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth since people caan get fi watch dem soap opera and dem USA, since Flow decide fi get tough and cut off all who naah pay. Mi hear some people not even can watch TVJ or CVM because dem no have no outside antennae. But me? Right now, ah Cable Vision mi a work wid, fi now till mi DSS install, mi caan tek the eediat ting. TOYA'S POSTER AH GO HARD

How Toya poster ah go so hard? She inna one little g-string with no top pon the poster and it ah go up all over the Corporate Area. Crazy people ah talk 'bout it, plus she have

Liquid, Matterhorn, Stone Love and Rebel T and an ex-rated fashion show fi the man dem, the ting sell off. Right now, yu PT Cruiser still ah mad dem.

MUMMA LATTY AH TEK IT TO DEM Who is this girl name Mumma Latty who ah explode pon the scene so like a stick a dynamite? Everybody ah talk how she come a Passion Sundays ah HWT come turn the deejay dem head like wow and den forward go Bounty Sundays ova Seaview and tek the place. She ah spar wid har girlfriend dem, Selena and Sydian and dem just look good, dem can dress. When the dance done the other day, the way she tek the place, ah Bounty Killer white Range Rover me see her ah drive home inna. A wah really a gwaan inna the business? REGGAE ACADEMY SET TO SHINE The music industry ah look forward to the Reggae Academy awards this month. Akon ah forward, crazy artistes ah perform, the Marley dem, Shaggy, maybe even Sean Paul. We love how we ah step up and show the world say reggae and dancehall ah our ting and we can judge what is excellent and what is not, we don't need no foreign people fi tell we say we good, and is time we show that we can do our own ting. So we ah support the Reggae Academy all the way. BABY CHRIS TO DO SONG WITH LIL WAYNE Yo people, Baby Chris Ring Ding Part Twice song ah go hard till even Lil Wayne ah tink 'bout do a remix wid it, so it look like Baby Chris set fi blow up big time. Him mash up Dancing Dynamites wah day ya, and come pon the RJR country show dem, and him new song Madagascar ah create a vibe, so it look like say 2008 ah fi him year. I like it, I like it. DJ FLAMES AH GO HARD

What a way Flames ah tek it to dem. She do a road show at azan's Santa Cruz as part of the RJR Cross Country Invasion, and the response to

her was phenomenal. The show dem a run in hard, she will be emceeing Red Rose Affair inna Mobay tonight wid Gregory Isaacs, Ken

Boothe and dem man de, and then she back inna Burger King Sav on Monday fi do her show live from 1p.m. - 5 p.m. Gwaan Flames, mi love the new look too, it sell off. Mi love how she a buss di new X-ALE song pon di Premiere riddim.

QUESTION TIME

How Keisha Cramp Dem come back and ah go so hard? Mi see her pon the beach last Sunday and ah just crazy flossing. How she so hype?

How suh much dutty badmind people live a Westchester suh? Why unno nuh watch fi unno life and lef people own. Unno know unno self.

How dem fi stop yuh Shaddu? A di big man 'Titus' a govern yuh career and dem man deh ave di golden touch. Wey mi sey, NEERG fi life. And di Killer done endorse da youth yah already sey a buss year fi him.

How Beenie Man so disgusting? Yu nuh hear wah him say, ah long time Beenie Tuesdays supposed to keep but because him so busy, that's why Bounty Sundays start first. So wah him a try say? Bounty nah travel as often as him.

What a way Demarco gwaan disgraceful over Black My Story?

How Bounty Sundays so hype? Tour of the Corporate Area. Hype.

Pinky Star from Portmore Lane, why the man dem over Newlands just ah mad over yu so?

What a way Earthworm control Montego Bay? Norwood, Flankers, Canterbury, Granville, North Gully, everybody ah sing She's My Baby.

How Trilla Kid sister so lucky? She run offa one precipice ah come from country, ribs bruk and ting, but she alright. The whole ah Independence City community come out to support her up ah UWI. Big up singer.

How One Third a guh suh hard? Dem plan fi touch di Premiere riddim fi annsa back X-ALE and a know dem goin to kill dem lyrically.

How Ghetto Face new tune, World Cup, ah go so hard? Him plan fi buss it over Kirkvine on the RJR Cross Country invasion? Ah mad ting.

Which big artiste ah sprinkle oil ah other artiste foot fi stop dem progress and slow dem down?

Why the girls dem go Congress Fridays late every week? Ah true dem no waan buy no liquor? A wah?

What a way Rihanna hug up Jay Z when she win the Grammy? Wonder how Beyoncé did feel bout that?

How Benzly Hype come from farin and decide fi tek up the producing so hard? Him new video, Jasmine Jones, ready fi drop and the women's groups who ah campaign against domestic violence, love it. Plus, him have a portion ah hot riddim rounda him studio, 2 Hype Records the ting de.

What a way Blue haffi go hide inna one lightbulb after the Backto people dem start look fi him because him go bring in this Beenie Tuesdays idea? The people dem anxious fi see him bad, mi no know.



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mi wah see shaggy crib

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beenie at it again, weh the backside him nuh guh sidung...full time one third start do somn wid dem career theyre too talented to be so silent.

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