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Sex In The Dark r11

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. beatup

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! idea

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. confused

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to
me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!" grinnup

The husband looks her straight in
the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

-- Edited by ANDRE_DESIGNS at 12:15, 2008-02-10

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