> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a
>steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband
>suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've
>been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
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> The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead
>but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I
>don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've
>been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better
>lover than you are."
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> Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel
>more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I
>want the house," he says insistently..
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> Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
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> 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts,
>all the credit cards and the boat!"
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> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
>bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything
>you want?"
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> The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled
>voice.
> "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
> "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
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> Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife
>turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
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> Moral of the Story :
> Women are crazy!!!!
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> Don't mess with them!!