Wife: I wish I were a newspaper, so
>you would hold me every morning!Husband: I wish you were a newspaper TOO,
>my dear so I could have a NEW ONE; every morning!A Chinese couple got
>married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and
>blonde, skin was brown. Finally,the father named the baby SUM TING WONG.A
>lady visited her doctor one morning.Doc said: You look so weak and
>exhausted! Are you having your meals 3 times a day as I advised? Lady :
>Doc, I thought you said "3 MALESa day!"Phone rings and the chinese maid
>picks up the phone as her master is bathing..... When the caller asked
>what's he doing, the maidreplied: MASTUR BATING!