An old Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high
rise apartment building in New York, going to visit
some relatives. A beautiful young woman gets in
smelling of very expensive perfume. She turns up her
nose at the old woman and says arrogantly, 'Giorgio,
Beverly Hills, $120.00 an ounce.' The old lady with
a deadpan expression says nothing. Another young
and beautiful woman smelling expensive, enters
the lift, turns, looks down her long pointed nose at
the old lady and says 'Chanel No.5, Paris, $200.00
an ounce' The lift is now filled with the aroma of
the magnificent scents of the combined perfumes. One
floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her
destination, she quietly eases out a long silent gas,
which quickly overpowers the combined expensive perfumes and
leaves the two women with water in their eyes. As she steps
out of the elevator, she turns and says 'Jamaican
Calaloo, $15 a bundle.'