A Jamaican US Marine stationed in Iraq recently recieved a "Dear John"
>letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in brooklyn.
>It read as follows:
>Dear Leroy, mi cyan continue di relationship wid yu enuh, because dis ya
>long distance ting mi cyan deal wid, yu juss too baxide far and dis ya
>vagina need some buddy. mi afi admit dat mi gi yu bun two time since yu
>gone and it nuh fair to di both a we still, so mi really sorry , so since
>we nuh deh nuh more , a beg yu please to send back mi picha whe mi did send
>to yu.
>love Gwendolyn
>The Marine, with hurt feelings asked his fellow Marines for any snap shot
>they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
>cousins, etc. in addition to the picture of Gwendolyn, Leroy included all
>the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
>There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:
>Dear Gwendolyn,
>Mi really sorry but mi cyan rememba who yu be , so baby please to pick out
>fi yu picha from di pile and send back di ress to mi, tanks ...
>take care Leroy.
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