A woman was shopping at her local Jamaican supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a head of lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and 1 lb of ackee. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a yardie standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the yardie calmly stated, "yuh mus' be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the idren's intuition since she was indeed single. She looked at her items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her observer to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, I am single. But how on earth did you know that?"

The yardie replied, "Cause yu ugly taa Rass!!!"