The husband had finished reading his **la*hK "man of the house", by the time he got home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing his finger in her face he said: "From now on mi waan yuh fi kno dat a mi a di man in j dis house, an fi mi word is law !!! Mi waan yuh fi prepare mi a wicked hard food meal, an wen ah finish eat di food, I expek a mango an pine-apple dessert afterwards. Den, yuh goin to run mi bath soh mi can relax.
An wen mi finish wid mi bath, guess who ah go dress mi, an oil an comb mi hair?" Wifey answers .."di bum***bo claat funeral director!!"
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-- Edited by dappa75wifie at 17:27, 2008-01-20
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