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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.  Nothing is moving. 
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.<BR>The  driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
The man says,  "Terrorists have kidnapped  George Bush and  Dick Cheney
They're asking for a  $100 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with gas and set  them on fire".
We're going from car to car, taking up a  collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on  average?"
The man replies, "About a gallon.".replbq{width:100%}