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A Jamaican Fireman...
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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya
know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire
Station...

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.


So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell one', I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I say 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."


The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.


After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".


"WOMON... What da hic is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.


She replied "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, Man, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA
FIRE!!!!"
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thats sad...

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lollollol....mi luv di jamaican joke dem

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this post b4

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firman nuh nuweh near di fire... whahahaaaaa

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