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Garrick
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

...and wash your damn hands!!!

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u just had to bring up the stats huh. ur cruel! giggle.gif

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lol

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i found an ant in my mouth when i was sleeping w/ my mouth open thats not even the worst part...........
lol why did u hav eto post this espc. about the pubs
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lol those are the kinda things that will stop u dead in ure tracks

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DAMMMM

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nuff sed

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as of now....me stop open doors....and put my hand where any other man hand touch...not even money me a touch!!

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lmao nuff said

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u jus caan b too careful

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Damn only 2women

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lol @ romeo

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always wash ur hands

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lolll iight den

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mi done buy fas food

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wow

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lollollol

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