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Son Of A b*t*h

Girl--------"Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest---- "What have you done my child?"

Girl--------"I called a man a son of a b*t*h."

Priest----"Why did you call him a son of a b*t*h?"

Girl------- "Because he touched my hand."

Priest----"Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl-------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thats no reason to call a man a son of a b*t*h."

Girl------"Then he touched my breast."

Priest---"Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thats no reason to call him a son of a b*t*h."

Girl-------"Then he took off my clothes; father."

Priest---"Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)

Girl-------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thats no reason to call him a son of a b*t*h."

Girl------"Then he stuck his "you know what into my "you know where"

Priest---"Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what into her "you know where")

Girl------"YES FATHER; YEES FATHER; YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest---"(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a b*t*h"

Girl------"But father he had AIDS!

Priest---"SHIT! THAT SON OF A b*t*h!!!


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laughggg i heard this b4 but it stil funny lol lmfao

-- Edited by Gates at 13:03, 2007-12-24

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roro Brute!!!

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lol good dirty priest

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lol

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see this already

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