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this is a list of mean things you can say to somebody:


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.


-- Edited by owadkelly at 14:39, 2009-01-07

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ya dunno still haffi laff every time me read dis...

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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

yo dem baad

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TOO MUCH

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lol retarded ghost

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rororororo Ooouccchhhh!!!! those are evil!!! Love them!!!!

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lol

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!....me would a war!!


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hmmm, who can i use some of these on.......lets see

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lol

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dem mad same way

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it ight

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lol... affi try these on some ppl

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mean indeed

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?  ....if someone tell mi dat  A TUMP MI GONNA TUMP Him mouth

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yea

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yea dem kinda mean but it too long

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lolmassive vybe wrote:

this is a list of mean things you can say to somebody:



Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.



As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?



Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! lollol


He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. lollollollol

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. lollol



How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? no { that so wronglol}

pityydbI'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my assydb. pity

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

lolI don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.398398lol

 

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others? lol

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. lollollollol

pkpkI hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? .

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. lollollol


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.lollollol



lollollolI've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!lollollolloldisbeliefso sick



If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. lol

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! lollollol

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.lollol

confuseconfuseweirdIf you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.confuse



Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. lollol

lollollolLearn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! 



lollollolSome day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. 



-- Edited by owadkelly at 14:39, 2009-01-07




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2 muc lol

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lol

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