Mr. Robinson lived in an old age home in Jamaica. he was old and found out that his hood would no longer stand up, knowing this he was saddened by it and was very upset.  One day he was walking back and forth in the old age home when one of the nurses spotted him and asked him " Mr. Robinson why the long face , why u look so down"?  Mr. Robinson replied " well nurse Im old and now i find out that my hood is dead it nah go get up again"  "ohh Mr Robinson dont worry yourself bout dat u will be just fine"   so Mr. Robinson went on his way...

The next day Mr. Robinson came down the hall with his hood hanging out the pee hole on his boxers, the same nurse from the day before saw him and ran up to him and said " Mr. Robinson what are u doing? Have u lost your mind? why is your hood hanging out your boxers like that u can not walk around here like that "

Mr. Robinson  looked at the nurse and said " well nurse u memba yesterday me told you me hood dead ?

 "well today a de viewing "