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Vodka and Red Bull Christmas Cake


Ingredients:

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups dried fruit
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon Juice
Nuts
1 can Red Bull

Method:

Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with
a little red Bull, and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat on cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon sugar.  Beat again.
At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still okay.
Flavour with Red Bull to taste.
Try another cup - just in case, turn off the mixerer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chick in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turnerer.
If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it lookse with a
little Bed Rull.
Next ssiffft two cups salt, or something.  Who gives a shi**.
Throw a pinch of Red Bull over your shoulder.
Pick up the can, mop the floor.
Check the vodka.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink.  Whatever you can find.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka.
Fall into bed.

Cherry Mistmas!


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LMFAO!!!!! very good

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        ess      this is at the top of my recipe book        ess

i luv cooking msvk

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Mmmmmm........

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roro Whey di hell! Love it! Good one massive!

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me a go try dat recipe fa real

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LMFAOro ro

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crazy ting,LOL

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dat cah help mi

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blo*o*dcllaaat mi ago start christmas tommorow lol

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