Fear Of The FAT Punanny!!!!!

 Judging by the comments, I have to say there definitely is some mainstream fear of the Black Man's . . uh Penis. While TCOOO didn't regale about size but rather basing the blog on comments made by Nas and Ice Cube - some of the commentators automatically jumped on the SIZE Matters issue. I got quite a good laugh as well as incite. Being a woman of non-virgin persuasion, I know for a fact that not all Black men are hung and tucking it into their socks. Not all White men have little wieners either. I know many women will agree with me. Some men will too - but I really don't care what they think . . . I must say that the only White big one that I saw - was on a Sicilian. Some of you might want to research Sicilian history to understand that statement.

In a discussion with one of my dearest friends who has pretty much only dated Black or Jewish men; listening to her take on the subject, she made me flinch right in my chair with my knees pressed up against my chest. It seems, according to her, the Jews not only share a commonality of kinky hair and big noses with the Brother Man - but they're also packing. Her vagina actually prefers the Jewish penis over the Brother, because a Black penis can be overwhelming at times. For instance - if an average vagina wants a Quickie with a Black penis, a Black penis can leave the owner of The Vagina bowlegged and jumping around for an ice pack. With that said - I'm now going to start up a profile on Jewplanet.com.

The Black race has common physical attributes that we are all aware of: bigger noses, bigger butts, and women tend to be more voluptuous. Yet, with these traits taken into consideration - per TCOOO's blog - many White men refuse to logically believe that Black men are more likely to have larger penises that would be in proper proportion to their often huskier bodies. LOL. Again - this is not always true. The Happy Hooker, Karrine Steffans, stated in her stupid ass tell-all disgrace of faux literature: Confessions of a Video Vixen that 7-foot-1, 325 pound Miami Heat Center- Shaquille O'Neal has a teeny weenie. Of course - she's a ho, so most likely her vagina would not be considered a river - but more like an ocean, right? But Shaq is 325 pounds - he should have been able to do some kind of damage. My thoughts on that were: well who got his share? Gary Coleman? No wonder Mrs. Garrett was always yelling: "Aaaaahhhhnold!" *SMIRKS*

So if there is such a fear of the Black Man's Dick - wouldn't it make sense that there ought to be a fear of the Black Woman's Vagina too? Along with larger, rounder hips and buttocks and larger breasts - African women tend to have rounder, plumper punannys. If you've never heard the term: A fat -not Phat- punanny - it means a pum pum with some extra meat on it. It's thicker and that surrounding fat enables a vagina to have a stronger, tighter warmer grip on a penis. [More cushion for the pushin'] Fat til it buff is a Jamaican slang for that it's so fat that it prints out or protrudes. A Fat Til it Buff Pum Pum is not to be confused with a wide canal or a Camel Toe. A wide canal stems from poor maintenance, while a Camel Toe is a disgusting visual of a commando coochie tackily outlined by outer clothing. Why is it disgusting? Because the little labia is partitioned by a piece of fabric just letting the whole world know that there is only one measly layer of protection between that rug burned cooch and the outside world. TMI. A Fat Punanny can be mouth watering to the lusting eye. A Fat Punanny combined with Sugar Walls (which are a common pair) can cause a man some serious trouble - Black or White. I believe it's that Fat Punanny that Rules the World and in those moist depths of pillowed warmth there lies a cock welcoming committee that snugly grips the head drawing it in with a powerful surge as it creeps its way further inside giving it a buff blow and a pulsating foot massage coiled in a sweet tender grind all at once. That is where that REAL fear is.

Mama Asid and I were having one of our very controversial and thought provoking conversations - re: this subject (I swear we should charge money for people to listen in when we're talking - it can get real meaty) and she educated me on something about fat pum pums and it's high significance during slavery as well as throughout history. We all know that Massa used to rape and sometimes fall in love with a Kizzy. That's right - Black women were Massa's masturbatory Love Glove. White Slave masters revered their White wives, but they revered even more - THE FAT VAGINA that was most found on their Black slave mistresses. On a White woman, a Fat Vagina was most found on a Fat Chick. The Fat Vagina with its desirous bulbous features was even deemed a separate entity from their bodies just as were their uteruses and breasts. Massa could get MORE bucks for her BANG. Black men were castrated as a form of punishment or whatever . . . But did you know that Black women were castrated too! As a matter of fact - the barbaric practices of female circumcision, including what is being practiced in certain African communities today - OUCH FACTOR ALERT GIRLS: was actually originated by White slave masters?! One of the first Black female "castration" was done using Massa's teeth. *bracing cold chill running up spine* If you recall - Massa was already buying bustles for their wives to give the appearance of a bigger hiney, so what could possibly be so enticing about a chubby chocho? Hmmmmmm

If you've ever perused through a catalog or magazine and seen the emaciated models posing in the pretty panties - you will notice that many of those broads have boney ones. [Britney Spears has an EWWW NA NA.] Do you really think they would put the Fat Vagina on display under the panty? No way. Some poor Fatty might even get accused of really being a Buddy.

"Some man ah walk and talk say your poney is boney . . ."

-Roundhead