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Cheap Wife, Stupid Husband



A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500

in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for
the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. "She appears
naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief!
You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at noon.
Closed coffin.


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lol..but this is a high end joke not everyone goin get it

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lol thats what she get!

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LMFAO!!!! callin her body wrinkled lmfao!!!!

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high end nuttin.. WHA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........KLOSE KASKETTTT!!........DWLTMDOAMCADRPDG!!!!!

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Almost died laughing.

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drThat's what both of them get. One for being cheap and the othet stupid.confusedweirdface

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lol

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ewww oneny

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