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MZ Life Time Super G/\Z/\ Member
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MUST BE A JAMAICAN

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
chemist and buys a pregnancy test.

Confirming her worst fears, the test result is
positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the Mother says, "Who is the
bastard that did this to you? I want to Know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
 
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs & provide for your
daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000
bank account. He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories & a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will
receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and very decisively tells him,
 
"Den you breed har again..."  qqq

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rorororo my gosh

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lol! $$$ make ppl lose there mind!

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lol lol...

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bullet ! mad joke ....tht really must b a jamaicanbgcy

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lol

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lolololol

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of course lol lol

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Good one !!! weedxs

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooo rororo rororoxoxobgbggfgfcx2cx7 that a winner pplroro

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lol

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AHAHAAAAAHAA!!! funny

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lol ...obviously

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bow bow bow funny as hell a jewmaican 4 sure

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give har triplets an wi set fi life lmao

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rororo

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i still love this one

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lol. Him Dead Serious!

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lollollollollollollollollollol

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lol seen thisb efore

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