I saw this and I didn't even know where to put it, but i had to put it. It's from some site.

"Women are so stupid, sometimes it amazes me. Now, my girlfriends birthday just passed, and I decided to buy her a blender, so she could experiment in the kitchen. Do you know what she made me for breakfast? A f**king cup-of-toast. She just passed her driving test, so she asked me to get her 'something to run around in' .. I'm gonna buy her a tracksuit. I know you don't all agree about women being stupid, but how many time have you heard this.. "Don't look now, but look who's over there", or "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is! Who is gonna keep looking after they have found it? Idiot. Now a few months back I broke up with a girl, I did it gently, you know, told her it wasn't working out, and that I didn't want it anymore, so she agreed, but said "Before you go, make me feel like a woman one last time". So not to be impolite, I ripped my shirt off and said "Iron this". Now when I say all women are stupid, I don't mean a few of them, or most of them, I mean every single last one of them. Our lass is thick, how many of you have heard of a gravy knife? She can't cook either, she burnt my corn flakes, and boiled my ice-cream. I shouldn't mock her, I love every hair on that womans lip. I feel women need boundaries, these should include kitchen, bedroom and toilet privileges, sex on command, and blow jobs at the snap of a finger. All women should be free prostitutes, and answer to 'wench'. The smartest thing ever to come out of a womans mouth? Einstein's dick. Marriage is too expensive, you need a dress, a ring with a diamond the size (and price) of a small Caribbean island, a suit, clothes for best man, bridesmaid, page boys, etc... then booking rooms, caterers .. the list goes on. But at least you save money of a dishwasher. Women shouldn't drive either, there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. In conclusion, men are, always have been, and always will be smarter than women."