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CALOSS

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A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "whats on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go roof." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

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lol tru __________________ I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. Least Said Soonest Mended.

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lol __________________ If u blame life u blame who give it suh dnt blame life blame the way how u live it, God neva sleep him wake him nuh mek mistake suh blame it on u frends and in u surroundings weh fake

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Date: 20:27 01/31 2009

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don't get it __________________ GAZA

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Date: 21:14 01/31 2009

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Date: 14:52 02/01 2009

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lol...both of them a idiot, if fi a ask the dog some different question __________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ StateServices Unlock Your Barriers to Communication : Unlock Your Mobile Phones (Email Your Request).

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Date: 22:21 02/01 2009

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hhmmmm __________________ Its better to Have plans and Schemes than Hopes and Dreams.........Hard Work is the Key to Sucsess..doah GAZA MI SEY