endorsed...
especially the 6-8 month one...lol
# Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
# Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
# Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
# Anything you wear is fine. Really.
# You have too many shoes.
# Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
# Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
# If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
# You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
# Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
# You have enough clothes.