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bLaCkBeatZ
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1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?bad

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k.q

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount
you or eat you!

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69?

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.xx

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rorororo whey di hell!

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13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in

LMAO

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How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

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nice set a pickups


Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.

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lol

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crazy still

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10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
mad

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no sahhhhhh lollollol

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lol


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lollollollollol

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lollollollollollollollol

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lol

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lol mad a road lol
BADANG!!!

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now i know clearly what they mean when they say can I touch ur belly button...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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living it for ever wrote:

now i know clearly what they mean when they say can I touch ur belly button...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!



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BADANG!!!

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a joke thing

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Dem haaad....but too much bowing arguement....dem wuda really get u killed

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1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

lol

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