*A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady** 60** **miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty
years, but I want a divorce." *

*The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to**
65**mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk
me out of
it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And
she's a far better lover than you are." *
*
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and
slowly increases the speed to** 75** He pushes his luck. "I want the house,"
he says insistently.. *
*
Up to** 80** .. "I want the car, too," he continues.*
*
85** mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat!"*
*
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes
him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"*
*
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" *

*Just before they slam into the wall at **85** mph,The wife turns to him and
smiles. "The airbag."*

*Moral of the Story** :* *
Women are crazy!!!!*  *

Don't mess with them!!* *