For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italianwoman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Notwanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sumof money so she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also providechild support until the child turned 18.She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confusedwife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.''Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.The wife did and watched as her husband read the card, turnedwhite and fainted.On the card it was


written:..........'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.'