A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different
>hell
> >for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they
>do
> >here?"
> > He is told,"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
>Then
> >they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German
devil
> >comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not
>like
> >the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out
> > The USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
>discovers
> >that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
> > Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
>line of
> >people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He
>is
> >told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they
>lay
> >you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes
in
>and
> >whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as
>all
> >the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
> > "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not
>work,
> >someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a
>former
> >Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to
the
> >canteen!!!!!