An Accountant gets home late one night and his wife says Where in the hell have you been? He replies, I was out getting a tattoo. A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates, he said proudly. What the hell were u thinking? she said, shaking her head in disdain. Why, on earth, would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? Well, 1, I like to watch my money grow; 2, once in awhile, I like to play with my money; 3, I like how money feels in my hand; and..........
And lastly - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!