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Hundred Dollar Bill



An Accountant gets home late one night and his wife says Where in the hell have you been? He replies, I was out getting a tattoo. A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates, he said proudly.
What the hell were u thinking? she said, shaking her head in disdain. Why, on earth, would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
Well,
1, I like to watch my money grow;
2, once in awhile, I like to play with my money;
3, I like how money feels in my hand; and..........

And lastly - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!


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ro I remember this one

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i tohught he wuz gonna say sumting wid money shot

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i heard it once

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lolroro dis is maaaaaaaaaaaaadly fuuny

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MI GWAAN GET A TATOO.....LOLOL!!!!!!!

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rorodis tooo too sickkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Edited by Da MaGiC oNe at 16:20, 2008-07-15

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this is funny really now

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