>>There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. >>Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the >>light. >>Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. >>She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. >>So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic >>session, she turned on the lights. >>She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated >>pleasure device... a vibrator! >>Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. >>She went completely ballistic. >>"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me >>all of these years? >>You better explain yourself!" >>The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: >>"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." >>send this to 15 ppl or else u'll have a bad sex life forever!!!