>>Sex In The Dark

>>There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
>>Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the 
>>light.
>>Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>>She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
>>So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic 
>>session, she turned on the lights.
>>She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated 
>>pleasure device... a vibrator!
>>Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>>She went completely ballistic.
>>"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me 
>>all of these years?
>>You better explain yourself!"
>>The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>>"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
>>send this to 15 ppl or else u'll have a bad sex life forever!!!