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Date: 18:53 05/27 2007

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An old Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high rise apartment building in
New York, going to visit some relatives.
A beautiful young woman gets in smelling like very expensive perfume.
She turns up her nose at the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio,
Beverly Hills, $120.00 an ounce."
The old lady with a deadpan expression says nothing.
Another young and beautiful woman smelling expensive, enters the lift,
turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says "Chanel
No.5, Paris, $200.00 an ounce"
The lift is now filled with the aroma of the magnificent scents of the
combined perfumes.
One floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her destination, she
quietly eases out a long silent fart, which quickly overpowers the combined
expensive perfumes and leaves the two women with water in their eyes.
As she steps out of the elevator, she turns and says "Calaloo, Jamaica, $15
a bundle