Little Tony...., cheekey brute(I actually read this one!! TUFF TUFF)LMAO

Members Login

Chatbox

Please login or register to participate in the chat

tallboss876 wrote
9 days ago

hail

dj brown posted in:

Zambie , Attomatic Dam Sky - Squeeze (Raw) 2024

djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
October 15th

anyone dehya

djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
October 15th

mi di ting up like7 again

BlaqueAfrique posted in:

VYBZ KARTEL COMPILATION(2006-2009)

EMile38 wrote
October 5th

reggae riddims

Topic: Little Tony...., cheekey brute(I actually read this one!! TUFF TUFF)LMAO

Wide (rest of width)

Narrow (200px)

STAINLESS

Wscript.Echo"Beam mi up" & stain.CName

Status: Offline

Posts: 4488

Date: 18:43 04/18 2007

Little Tony...., cheekey brute(I actually read this one!! TUFF TUFF)LMAO

Permalink

LITTLE TONY ON MATH
(I)A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence andyoushoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like yourthinking."Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 womensittingon a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of thetriple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top andsucking thecone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream. Which one ismarried?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the onethat'sgobbled down the top and sucked the cone."To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is the one with theweddingring on, but I like your thinking.

"LITTLE TONY ON MATH
(II)Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3,' I said "6", replies TONY."But that's right!" says his dad."Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' ""What's the f**king difference?" asks the father."That's what I said!

"LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are goingtolearn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of amulti-syllable word?"TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job.

"LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
(I)Little TONY was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.The correct word you want to use is "urinate".Please use the word "ur-i-nate" in a sentence correctly, and I willallow youto go."Little TONY thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but ifyou hadbigger tits, you'd be a TEN!

"LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
(II)One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the samesentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.""Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael."My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on littleTONY."Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f**king beautiful!'

"LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar afteranother. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, youknoweating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rotyour teeth,and make you fat."Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f**king business."

-- Edited by Gucci at 21:50, 2008-02-21

__________________

****************Bavarian WiseWords*****************
Lesson1
Put Jesus Christ first!!

Lesson2
Success comes not from just what you know but who you know.

earlezilla

MZJA GODZILLA

Status: Offline

Posts: 996

Date: 00:15 02/20 2008

	Permalink
LOL __________________

Garrick

MZ Super Veteran

Status: Offline

Posts: 6973

Date: 00:16 02/20 2008

	Permalink
Tony Nuh Ramp __________________

Shem1

۞ Shampoo ۞

Status: Offline

Posts: 20869

Date: 00:32 02/20 2008

	Permalink
tony out a order __________________ species.com mzchatstudy.com Shampoo

JamaicasNextTopModel

Breaking Out Type

Status: Offline

Posts: 445

Date: 01:02 02/20 2008

	Permalink
Di likkkle juve haad.. like Kartel...LOL... Go easy nuh... lol __________________ African Princess

DekaNo

MZ Guru

Status: Offline

Posts: 1533

Date: 03:23 02/20 2008

	Permalink
tony a move hard lol __________________

Ryan

Super Member

Status: Offline

Posts: 2349

Date: 04:00 02/20 2008

	Permalink
lmao!!!!!! yo tony baddd!!! __________________

Riddim Daddy

MZ Guru

Status: Offline

Posts: 1543

Date: 04:41 02/20 2008

	Permalink
READ THESE B4 BUT CAN ALWAYS READ THEM OVER __________________

ssugarlipss (Administrator)

MZ Super Diplomat

Status: Offline

Posts: 7701

Date: 05:46 02/20 2008

	Permalink
__________________

Buddah

Super Member

Status: Offline

Posts: 2588

Date: 17:04 02/20 2008

	Permalink
tony maaaadddd!!!!!!!!!! __________________ BuDdAh

mz más quería veterano

Virgin islands

Status: Offline

Posts: 7590

Date: 17:55 02/20 2008

	Permalink
LOL LOL LLOLO LOLMy grandfather lived to be 107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fking business."'Beautiful, just fking beautiful!'" __________________ If u dont like my opinion/topic/comment I still dont Gave a F*** . the virgin islands lock the Xfactor for 2011