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FAIRY TALE STORY >>>>>LOL!!! HOW IT SHUD BE TOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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BEER BOTTLE DOMINO
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Monkey Pees In It's Own Mouth
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What women want.....................
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Presenting the sad life of a dick
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It aint easy being a dick..i have a head i cant think with, an eye i cant see out of, i have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbour's a real asshole, my best friends a pu ssy. Everytime i get excited i throw up and worst of all....MY OWNER BEATS ME!!
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Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah
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Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake. Obama created new states from out of the void. Obama turned whine into Kool-AidŽ for his followers. Obama came to us carried upon a donkey. Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men. Obama was stoned and yet he has risen. Obama's flock ha...
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Good Looking Beer
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the curious bartender asks him, "Every time you o...
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CHAMPION LEAGUE FIXTURES (TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 2009 ,WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2009) WHO WILL WIN
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009TimeHome AwaySTAGEVENUE19:45 UKInternazionale v Manchester UnitedRound of 16Giuseppe Meazza19:45 UKArsenal v AS RomaRound of 16Emirates Stadium19:45 UKLyon v BarcelonaRound of 16Stade de Gerland19:45 UKAtlético Madrid v FC PortoRound of 16Vicente C...
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Jesus, Moses, and the Old Man
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There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th hole and Moses gets to tee-off first; he hits his ball into the water. Next up is Jesus, and he does the same as Moses, hits it right into the water. Next up is the old man and he hits it right into the...
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COURTNEY JOHN TOURS WITH MICHAEL FRANTI
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Reggae singer, Courtney John is spreading his musical wings and enjoying the flight. The artiste last year went on tour with reggae's number one balladeer, Beres Hammond, and is still on a musical high from that experience.
John. it has been amazing
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Tyler Perry's Madea tops box office
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Tyler Perry stars as Madea. - Contributed
NEW YORK (AP)
Director Tyler Perry is having no problem posting bail for the protagonist of his movie 'Madea Goes to Jail', which leads the box office with a US$41.1 million opening weekend.
Studio estimates yesterday showed it to be the highest-grossi...
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Gunman runs from Jesus name
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The Christiana Police are seeking a gunman who fled in terror when he was rebuked by a tongues-speaking would-be victim, whom he attempted to rob on Saturday night.
According to reports about 9 p.m., a news correspondent for central Jamaica was on his way home on Blackwood Close when a man armed with...
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Man in custody for murders of Eddy Curry's ex, baby daughter
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A former boyfriend of Nova Henry has been taken into custody by police investigating the fatal shootings of Henry ex-girlfriend of former Chicago Bull Eddy Curry and her baby daughter, sources said today.
The man, who has not been formally charged in the January slayings, was grabbed by Chicago po...
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Boot camp closed
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TREASURE BEACH, St Elizabeth - Tranquility Bay, the controversial offshore reform school for rebellious children, mostly from the United States, closed its doors last month as a result of a fallout in business. The last 'inmate' reportedly left the island on January 5.
TUFTON... I have had disc...
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Cop questioned in lover's death
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A police constable was yesterday taken into custody for questioning by the Bureau of Special Investigation (BSI) following the shooting death of his 30-year-old common law wife Clovetta Wynter at their 2 East, Greater Portmore home.
The house in Portmore where Clovetta Wynter was yesterday fa...
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SAMPLERS REQUEST
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CAN I GET THE HEY THAT DJ-KENNY USES AND THE HEH SAMPLE 2 THAT SOUND LIKE TONY MATTERHORN OR 1 OF THE MEMBERS 4RM RDX. BUSY-HOT HEAD,SUH WAH PLEASE WANNNT THEM BADDDLY
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movado-tell me whe di f**k dem up to*MAD*
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Jose Mourinho: I Put Manchester United Back On Top
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Former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has declared that it was his success at Stamford Bridge which forced Manchester United, now the defending English and European champions, to up their game. He said in The Sun, When I was in England, Chelsea was the best team between 2004-06. That is why we won two c...
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Real Madrid President Vicente Boluda: We Will Beat Liverpool 3-0
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As Real Madrid prepare to entertain Liverpool in the Champions League round of 16 first leg clash on Wednesday night, club supremo, Vicente Boluda has fired up his charges by predicting a comprehensive victory for the Men In White.
It will be a great game against Liverpool and I think we will beat the...
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Manchester City Chasing Porto's Bruno Alves - Report
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According to The Daily Mail, Manchester City have entered the race to sign Bruno Alves from Porto. The British tabloid claims that the Sky Blues only just failed to land the 27-year-old defender before the winter transfer window's closure, and that they will rekindle their interest as summer draws...
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Cannavaro Reiterates Hopes Of Re-Signing With Real Madrid
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Just days ago, Fabio Cannavaro was questioned about whether or not his failure to sign a new contract suggested that he would be parting ways with Real Madrid in the near future. Despite his comments indicating that the time is not right to be discussing such issues as a result of the ongoing boardroom...
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Lyon To Swoop For Fiorentinas Felipe Melo?
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Felipe Melo joined Fiorentina from Almeria for an 8 million transfer fee at the commencement of the season, a move that has certainly been beneficial for both player and club. The Brazilian has gone on to become a highly respected player in his first few months with the Viola outfit, and in addition, h...
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Beckham: Nothing Is Impossible About Staying At Milan
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David Beckham has had an outstanding start to life with Milan, as he has managed two brilliant goals, and a number of impressive performances along the way. As a result of his top form, the 33-year-old is desperate to make his loan move to the Italian peninsula a permanent one, as he looks to continue co...
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Roma Captain Totti In Doubt For Arsenal Match
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Alarm bells are ringing in the Roma camp after their final training session on Monday ahead of their Champions League match against Arsenal. Both captain Francesco Totti and Cicinho, who left the field early as they were feeling some discomfort, according to the Corriere dello Sport. Totti had ear...
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Martin O'Neill: Chelsea Timewasting Is A Tribute To Aston Villa
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Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is actually quite pleased, after the event, that Chelsea employed time-wasting tactics in order to ensure that they collected three points at Villa Park on Saturday lunch-time.
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Gyptian fires manager...again
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Yardflex got it hot off the press that Gyptian has fired his manager...again. Don't know what was the reason for the falling out, but at this rate if he continues on the same track he won't have any candidate who can fill the bill. We will keep you in the know as soon as we get more on this one. ------------...
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Check mi new site! www.jewleryauctiononline.biz
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Check out mi new site! Discounted Jewlery ebay style! Sign up for free and check di new swag! www.jewelryauctiononline.biz -- Edited by kneptune at 23:37, 2009-02-23 -- Edited by kneptune at 23:39, 2009-02-23 -- Edited by kneptune at 23:42, 2009-02-23
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Gangsta Hitch Hiker Prank, poor kid almost crys and soils em self
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ANOTHER LESSON IN SPEAKING JAMAICAN
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Pause with me... enjoy this taste of our very expressive language! PRICELESS JAMAICAN TRANSLATIONS (Refresher course fe de farinas an de wannabe's!!) ENGLISH: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl. JAMAICAN: Gal yuh noh dead yet? ENG: Good Lord, we have lost electricity again. JAM: Lawd G...
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Bad_Gyal_Cecile_and_Denise_Belfon-Superfly-Promo_CDS-2008
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Robbers swim in a bid to escape from police
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There was high drama yesterday morning just outside the Rusea's High School, Lucea, Hanover, when three robbers, who had held up a ninth-grader, in a bid to escape, jumped into the sea and swam hundreds of metres before being chased and captured by the police.
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Woman fails driver's license exam 775 times, OVER 4 YRS
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Movie Night Is Back
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Hello everybody Just Informing everybody that movie is back hosted by yours truly, it will be hosted on Saturdays and on fridays If you want at 8:00PM, Movies hosted is totally your choice. BUT PLEAS...
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Police 'still fail black Britons'
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The mother of murdered teenager Stephen Lawrence says police are still failing black Britons, 10 years after a key report branded the Met police "racist".
Doreen Lawrence said some mothers of black murder victims had told her they felt they were not being treated as well as those of whit...
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The condom broke... now what?
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IT'S a common confession which family counsellor Marge Roper says she hears from young ladies who fear they have become pregnant - "The condom broke when we were having sex."
But should you become one of these unlucky set of persons, there is hope for you, not just in preventing pregnancy...
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Prison escapee recaptured
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A prisoner who escaped from the Old Harbour police lock-up in St Catherine on February 14 is now back behind bars. William Lewin, 23, otherwise called Don T of Succaba Pen in Old Harbour, St. Catherine was recaptured during a special operation by the police in Havana Heights in May Pen, Clarendon yest...
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MID-NIGHT MASSACRE everynight on MZJA at 12 Dj's Square of on a friendly clash
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Las night into this morning it was STAINLESS SOUNDS VS DJ JUSTIN, DJ NICO T and DJ PAIN squaring off on the Rock and Hip Hop Genre. Vybz was crazy thanks to all who logged in a full joyed themselves who wasnt listening yuh missed it. MID NIGHT MASSACRE ANY DJ DARE TO CHALLENGE
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Abortion bill similar to Hitler's ideas, says pastor
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A PRO-LIFE crusader last Thursday argued that a provision in the draft abortion bill bore similar marks to German dictator Adolf Hitler's plan to exterminate Germans who had physical or mental disabilities.
Reverend H. Earl Thames told members of the joint select committee considering the repo...
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Haitian killed in St. Thomas
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Police personnel from Operation Kingfish and the Mobile Reserve are now searching for several men who they say shot at them during an operation at sea in St. Thomas last night. One man, believed to be a Haitian was reportedly killed during the alleged shootout. The police say they were at sea near Mora...
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Plane bird strike in Jamaica every month
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At least one bird strike affects planes that fly in Jamaica's airspace every month but the island's Airports Authority says it has sufficient mitigation strategies to reduce the possibility of fatal crashes, a senior official has said.
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Subpoena for ACP Granville Gause
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Supreme Court Judge Bryan Sykes has ordered a subpoena for Assistant Commissioner of Police Granville Gause to appear in court on February 27.
The subpoena was ordered when the matter involving Rameish Simpson, who was rescued by minister without portfolio in the Office of the Prime Minister Jam...
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Boy, 11, accused of killing father's pregnant girlfriend
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CNN -- An 11-year-old boy is facing adult charges in the shooting death of his father's pregnant girlfriend, authorities said Saturday.
Police say Kenzie Marie Houk's daughter found her shot to death in her bed on Friday.
Police say the boy shot Kenzie Marie Houk, who was eight months pr...
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ducati 1098 (CHEEKS) request..
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Da Yute Ya Sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Nuh ra**SSSSSSSSSS
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New MTV comedy show "hows your news". Do you think this show is wrong??? (pree dis)
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DMX Threatens to Beat Up His Jailers ** LOL AH BOY! **
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DMX is officially on "lockdown status" in Arizona's Tent City Jail for one of the dumbest moves an inmate can make -- dude threatened to fight the guards. After X failed to report for his medication, officials say the former platinum rapper began cussing at officers and threatened to &quo...
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