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01:36 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

A boy and his father from rural Jamaica were visting America for the first time. The first time they went to a mall, they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Ah whaddat, daddy...

GROWING WILD (Preview)

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01:09 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

One day a young Jamaican body builder who loved to tan himself looked down on his dick and saw that it was the only area of his body that wasnt chocolate brown, so he decided that the next day he would go to the beach and get a tan on his dick. The next day he put on his trunks and lay down on his towel on the sand, p...

GOOD REASON(FUNNY) (Preview)

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01:05 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

Good Reason A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue li...

DRIVING WITH A BLONDE (Preview) (

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00:57 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

A guy and his blonde girlfriend are driving to the movies one night for a date. As the guy was making a right turn, he noticed his turn signal light inside the car didn't light up at all. So as he approached the next right turn, he asked his girlfriend to please stick her head out the window and tell him if his...

BLONDE IN PANIC (Preview)

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00:40 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading...

Spicing Up Sex Life (Preview)

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00:31 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go w...

SIGNS (FUNNY!!!) (FIXED) (Preview)

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00:25 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

-- Edited by jubalson on Wednesday 10th of March 2010 01:41:02 PM -- Edited by jubalson on Wednesday 10th of March 2010 01:50:51 PM

GTA San Andreas first edition (full game)Requested by Pengo (Preview)

Games, Computer & Software/Phone, Camera & Audio

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00:24 03/15 2010
by Blue devil

You can use the coffee mod The PC version comes on DVD only and is packaged with a fully bound book that serves as the manual. It's definitely some of the coolest PC game packaging around. This version also has the potential to be the best-looking version of the game by a long shot. Support for higher reso...

MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...LOL (Preview)

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00:20 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, r...

A WA THE WATS IT NOT DO>>>MADITUP (Preview)

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00:07 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

AFTA I INNA MY SUITECASE A LOOK NEW CLOTHES FI PUT ON N GO CHECK ME SPOOGY I R LISTENING TO ZONE RADIO AN ONGLE FI HEAR A MAN WANT HIN GAL MAN TELL ME NOW...I REACH THE THE NEXT BUTTON FAST FI POST DIS NEX TING ME C D MAN SEH A MIXTAKE >>>>HOW COMES???MADITUP wrote 2m, 28s ago:MY GIRL GIMMI YUH MEN

these are some of the luuuuuest body paint ive ever seen (Preview)

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00:04 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

i dont kno why would some1 put on paint like these

THIS IS SO ****IN FUNNY GOT TO PREE IT (Preview)

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00:01 03/15 2010
by Ashani101

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."The man thought about it and told him he would just have...

DEODORANT BLONDE JOKE LMAO LMAO!!!!! (Preview) (

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23:47 03/14 2010
by Ashani101

Deodorant A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she...

U REALLY SHUD TRY DIS BUT ONLY WEN U HAVE SOME FREE TIME (Preview)

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23:25 03/14 2010
by Ashani101

IT MADDDDDDDDDDD

Seven costly pro athlete screw-ups Loosing It All $$$$ (Preview)

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americans (Preview)	Funny Stuff	6	159	01:36 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
A boy and his father from rural Jamaica were visting America for the first time. The first time they went to a mall, they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Ah whaddat, daddy...
GROWING WILD (Preview)	Funny Stuff	6	168	01:09 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
One day a young Jamaican body builder who loved to tan himself looked down on his dick and saw that it was the only area of his body that wasnt chocolate brown, so he decided that the next day he would go to the beach and get a tan on his dick. The next day he put on his trunks and lay down on his towel on the sand, p...
GOOD REASON(FUNNY) (Preview)	Funny Stuff	11	201	01:05 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
Good Reason A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue li...
DRIVING WITH A BLONDE (Preview) ( 1 2 )	Funny Stuff	26	445	00:57 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
A guy and his blonde girlfriend are driving to the movies one night for a date. As the guy was making a right turn, he noticed his turn signal light inside the car didn't light up at all. So as he approached the next right turn, he asked his girlfriend to please stick her head out the window and tell him if his...
BLONDE IN PANIC (Preview)	Funny Stuff	4	171	00:40 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading...
Spicing Up Sex Life (Preview)	Funny Stuff	14	251	00:31 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go w...
SIGNS (FUNNY!!!) (FIXED) (Preview)	Funny Stuff	7	264	00:25 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
-- Edited by jubalson on Wednesday 10th of March 2010 01:41:02 PM -- Edited by jubalson on Wednesday 10th of March 2010 01:50:51 PM
GTA San Andreas first edition (full game)Requested by Pengo (Preview)	Games, Computer & Software/Phone, Camera & Audio	3	404	00:24 03/15 2010 by Blue devil
You can use the coffee mod The PC version comes on DVD only and is packaged with a fully bound book that serves as the manual. It's definitely some of the coolest PC game packaging around. This version also has the potential to be the best-looking version of the game by a long shot. Support for higher reso...
MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...LOL (Preview)	Funny Stuff	10	169	00:20 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, r...
A WA THE WATS IT NOT DO>>>MADITUP (Preview)	Funny Stuff	14	188	00:07 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
AFTA I INNA MY SUITECASE A LOOK NEW CLOTHES FI PUT ON N GO CHECK ME SPOOGY I R LISTENING TO ZONE RADIO AN ONGLE FI HEAR A MAN WANT HIN GAL MAN TELL ME NOW...I REACH THE THE NEXT BUTTON FAST FI POST DIS NEX TING ME C D MAN SEH A MIXTAKE >>>>HOW COMES???MADITUP wrote 2m, 28s ago:MY GIRL GIMMI YUH MEN

these are some of the luuuuuest body paint ive ever seen (Preview)	Funny Stuff	1	178	00:04 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
i dont kno why would some1 put on paint like these
THIS IS SO ****IN FUNNY GOT TO PREE IT (Preview)	Funny Stuff	19	242	00:01 03/15 2010 by Ashani101
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."The man thought about it and told him he would just have...
DEODORANT BLONDE JOKE LMAO LMAO!!!!! (Preview) ( 1 2 )	Funny Stuff	20	334	23:47 03/14 2010 by Ashani101
Deodorant A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she...
U REALLY SHUD TRY DIS BUT ONLY WEN U HAVE SOME FREE TIME (Preview)	Funny Stuff	13	242	23:25 03/14 2010 by Ashani101
IT MADDDDDDDDDDD
Seven costly pro athlete screw-ups Loosing It All $$$$ (Preview)	News & Topical Issues	3	104	23:02 03/14 2010 by jubalson
Loosing It All $$$$ Almost 80 percent of National Football League players are flirting with bankruptcy two years after they retire, according to Sports Illustrated. NBA players arent faring much better. 60 percent of former National Basketball Association players end up broke within five years...
CONSCIENCE------------------------------------GAMEPUN (Preview)	Random Blogs, Poetry and Song Lyrics	7	166	21:41 03/14 2010 by quoolie
PUN YAH FOOL ENUH, WHEN YAAH GUH REALIZE SAY ZONERS NUH RATE YUH LOOK HOW MUCH ZONE GYAL YUH CHAT TO INNA DI PAST ALL NOW DEM NUH DATE YUH YUTE A TIME U FI WISE UP,RISE UP AND OPEN YUH FUQQING EYES UP BETTER IF U CHUCK OFF A CLIFF, CAUSE IF U USE NEXT NAME, U CYAAH DISGUISE UP WHEN LAST DEM A GI SHOUT OUTS AND DEM MEMB...
POLICE SAY... VYBZ KARTEL MUST SHUT DOWN!! (HAVENDALE RECORDING STUDIO) (Preview) ( 1 2 )	News & Topical Issues	23	470	21:19 03/14 2010 by oshenko
"The police are here to serve but more importantly to protect the public, so if they see that it is in the better welfare of the community then close down shop by all means, after all they are the law and I am a law-abiding Jamaican," states Vybz Kartel. This is statement is regarding the polic...
www.socajam.com , triple spin in the bldg (Preview)	News & Topical Issues	0	77	21:12 03/14 2010 by selectab
On peeps www.socajam.com , triple spin in the bldg running tunes all nite pass the word
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Dancehall heaven is a special place reserved for entertainers who have had a major hit, except of course for L.A. Lewis who in the back of the line who Mr G a kick, the gate is held by Garnett Silk..Sanchez a tell him fi lef the gate cause him a the big don, Garnet a explain that in heaven a man is just a man, Pet...
Dr. Dre Headphones Becoming Favorites Of Athletes (Preview)	News & Topical Issues	2	103	20:48 03/14 2010 by Shem1