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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
>>day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
>>because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
>>and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to
>>explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
>>me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and
>>his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands
>>and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed
>>the man, "Can you describe yo...
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WOMEN-AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS (DIS FUNNY AS FCUK)
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Eating with children
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Eating with Children A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for foo...
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Asseenontv Network
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Clash Promoter
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Clash Promoter I MADE THIS FOR STING WHAT DO U THINK -- Edited by littlemisslinkz at 15:47, 2008-05-13
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***SEX BLONDE JOKES***PRE IT ZONE!!
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Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10˘ a screw! Submitted by: Claude Wimberly Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Submitted by: Ian R. Almond Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, w...
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GRANNY GETS TICKET(JOKE)(NO DISGUSTING PICTURES)
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Maam, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Id give it to you but I dont have one.
Officer: Dont have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for d...
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The Spliff, The Monkey And The Lizard...lol..
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?" The monkey says, "Yu wan some?" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he'...
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Jamaican Messaging & Texting Slang
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TWY = Tek Weh Yuself XA = X Amount AO = Alms Ouse BPT = Back Pon Top BOAL = Buss Out A Laff BOABDL = Buss Out A Big Dutty Laff CAS = Crack A Smile DWL = Dead Wid Laff DWLAPUMS = Dead Wid Laff And Peepee Up Mi Self FR = Fi Real KMN = Kiss Mi Neckback KYAWO = Kut Yeye And Wheel Out LIH = Lick Innu Head LM = Likkle More MPD = Mad P...
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You And Her Herpes
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why men cant win
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion...
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..lol...The Effects Of The ***SCARY MAZE GAME***...(CAUTION!!!)-THIS MAY BRING ALOT OF LAUGHTER-(CAUTION!!!)
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HOW TO GET V.I.P ACCESS ON MEDIAZONE
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WHAT IS THE PROCEDURE TO GET A MEDIAZONE V.I.P ACCESS
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beenie man & fambo - back it up drunken (refix) Madness Riddim!!!!!!!!
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beenie man fambo - back it up drunken (refix) Madness Riddim!!!!!!!! http://www.zshare.net/audio/25757638db62ed/
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Buju Banton-seh dem a hot stepper-T O M B stone riddim
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Bolt down to run 200 metres at Ostrava meet
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Bolt down to run 200 metres at Ostrava meet CMC Thursday, June 12, 2008 OSTRAVA, Czech Republic (CMC) - The world's fastest man, Usain Bolt of Jamaica, tackles a 200-metre assignment as he headlines the names listed for the Ostrava Golden Spike and field meeting this evening.After his stunning worl...
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mzja in space....Magic Images.....thins one was 4 intri
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ppl unuh tell mi wat unuh think ...n critics plz criticize..theres always room 4improvement -- Edited by Da MaGiC oNe at 18:36, 2008-06-09
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TOP 10 BEST SOCCER GOALS IN 2002[[[DJ.DELVITO]]]
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Sony Cinescore **DJ PRO SOFTWARE
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1.0c Cinescore software introduces new levels of customization, performance, and accuracy to the world of professional soundtrack creation. Automatically generate an unlimi...
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FlashOnTV 3.0.24
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Wondershare FlashOnTV is a professional Flash to DVD burner designed for users who want to convert FLV to DVD, convert SWF to DVD and put their Flash files on DVD discs. Wondershare FlashOnTV is a very easy to use Flash to DVD converter, it can burn Flash Video (FLV) and SWF to DVD with just a few clicks. T...
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AIDONIA--HOTWUK/GAL DONT BAWL VIDEO..........
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HAVING SEX BEFORE OR AFTER MARRIAGE ?????
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The Viceroy is dead
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The Viceroy is dead Saturday, June 14, 2008 The outstanding thoroughbred, The Viceroy, a three-time horse-of-the-year died of an apparent heart attack at the farm at Orange Valley Estates on Thursday night.Arguably one of the truly great Jamaican thoroughbreds of all time, The Viceroy, who is al...
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DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE A FIRST SIGHT
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AC Milan more interested in Eto'o than Ronaldinho
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BARCELONA, Spain (AP) - AC Milan remains interested in signing FC Barcelona's Samuel Eto'o this offseason, while Ronaldinho is no longer a priority. "Eto'o forms part of the group of forwards who are priorities for us at this time," the Italian club's director, Umberto Gandini, was quo...
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Kaspersky Internet Security◙Kaspersky Anti-Virus v7.0.1.325 Final
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DVD Rip Master Pro v8.0.4.1
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DVD Rip Master Pro v8.0.4.1 DVD Rip Master provides a fast and easy way to copy your DVD movies onto your hard drive. It enables you to watch and copy DVD movies on any DVD drive! DVD Rip Master is professional DVD ripper software designed to convert your favorite DVD movies to popular video formats incl...
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which would you marry???? (Ladies Only)
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whass it gon be: 1- The dude with no money who can satisfy you mentally & sexually OR 2- The dude wit money....(& Why???) PS: PLZ be honest mi nuh try fi judge no one mi a try fi overstand....
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Reds star denies Blues talk
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Liverpool striker Fernando Torres has vigorously denied rumours that he will move to Chelsea next season. The 24-goal striker has fervently pledged himself to the Reds, saying the team are on the brink of Premier League success. Torres said: "I have no intention of leaving. "We have to f...
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Clarendon charity on mission to get hi-tech bicycles for police
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A Clarendon-based non-governmental organisation, Jamaica Crime Fighting Foundation (JCFF), yesterday launched a drive to procure 300 sophisticated bicycles to aid in the crime-prevention efforts of the police. JCFF Chairman Orrett Wignal said the 27-speed bicycles, costing $180,000 each...
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Rumors Goin Around About Scratchy B He Says"LIE DEM A TELL"...JUS READ IT ZONE
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According to the reports coming from Muss, he said they were at a local radio station on the UTECH campus and while his artiste Sparkles was being interviewed they requested that Scratchy B who was handling musical duties at the time play a track by the artiste. His request was met with some resistance...
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Flood cleans out residents
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Flood cleans out residents Jonique Gaynor, Staff Reporter As the new hurricane season gets under way, residents of Caribbean Terrace in eastern Kingston, have renewed fears. The community was ravaged by storm surges in Hurricane Ivan in 2004 and Hurricane Dean last year and s...
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GSAT case back in court next Friday
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GSAT case back in court next Friday Saturday, June 14, 2008 THE court hearing for the assessment of damages to be paid out to 11-year-old Kristi Charles by the Ministry of Education was yesterday adjourned until next Friday.During a hearing of the matter in the Supreme Court before high court judge,...
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Security guards accused of killing former tutor remanded
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Security guards accused of killing former tutor remanded Saturday, June 14, 2008 TWO security guards accused of murdering retired tutor Calvin Fitz-Henley were remanded in custody when they appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court yesterday.The two, Sudiq Sudine and Richar...
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Did she sell her baby?
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Did she sell her baby? Mother charged with human trafficking and abandoning 2-month-old child Saturday, June 14, 2008 A woman who allegedly sold her two-month-old son and another woman who is accused of arranging the deal were remanded in custody when they appeared in the Corporate Area Resident M...
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BATTYMAN DEM BLACKLISTS ANOTHER JAMAICAN...[[[DJ.DELVITO]]]
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876radio.com has learnt that founder of the radio station Pride Radio in Denmark, Martin Adelskov, has filed a complaint to Freewebs.com and Indietitan.com after coming across the hate-filled content of Jamaican unsigned artist Jomo Minott on their webservers. Its insane that online music sto...
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17 Students In Gloucester High School Pregnant On Purpose?!
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Watch Video Here WWLP reports "GLOUCESTER, Mass. (WWLP) In the well known fishing city of Gloucester, north of Boston, school and health officials are concerned about an alarming jump in the number of teen pregnancies at Gloucester High School. 17 female students are pregnant this year, whi...
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OVERFLOWING WITH OPPORTUNITIES-MOTIVATIONAL WORDS
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Does it seem to you that all the best opportunities have already been claimed? Actually, nothing could be further from the truth. There are more valuable opportunities available to you today than there have ever been before. And they grow more numerous with each passing moment. Each opportunity th...
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Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks ush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were y...
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Dyson holds criticism of Windies batsmen
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Dyson holds criticism of Windies batsmen CMC Saturday, June 14, 2008 BRIDGETOWN, Barbados (CMC) - West Indies coach John Dyson refused to be critical of his batsmen after the Caribbean side handed Australia a 35-run first innings lead on the second day of the third Digicel Test at Kensington Oval ye...
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MAD MAN JUMP FROM HOSPITAL WINDOW IN JAMAICA TODAY
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A Kingston Public Hospital source has identified the man who jumped from a third floor window at the hospital Friday morning as Corey Saunders. Mr. Saunders was impaled on the spikes of the hospital gates and was also entangled in the razor barbed wire on top. The source said Mr. Saunders who is of a Kin...
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Shiv shines
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But other Windies batsmen disappoint against AussiesCMC Saturday, June 14, 2008 Australia's bowler Stuart Clark (left), celebrates the wicket of West Indies' batsman Ramnaresh Sarwan (right), who was caught by teammate Micheal Hussey (out of pivture), for 20 runs on the second day of their thir...
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Boyz's world rank to pay the price for Grenada loss - Simoes
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On the heels of a poor showing against Grenada, Jamaica's troubling low FIFA world ranking continues to be a sore point which plagues the mind of national technical director Rene Simoes. The national team, once ranked as high as 27 in the world under Simoes in August of 1998, has since experienced lan...
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KARDINAL OFFISHALL 'DANGEROUS' feat. AKON
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BIG PHIL SCOLARI from Portugal to Chelsea
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The Portugal coach starts work at Stamford Bridge on July 1 and he insists he will have no problem motivating his Blues stars. He said: I am what you see. I like to play, I like jokes, I like a good atmosphere, I feel comfortable anywhere in the world because I establish good relationships with the people...
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MICHAEL ESSIEN backs Luiz Felipe Scolari to deliver the Quadruple to Chelsea
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The Chelsea midfielder roared: I can state straight away that we will contend for all titles next season. The new manager will push us to compete for everything. I know we will come back for the new campaign refreshed with a hunger for revenge. Brazilian legend PELE insisted: Luiz is a great coach and c...
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MANCHESTER CITY will battle Chelsea all the way to land Ronaldinho
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Manchester City were close to sealing a deal for the Barcelona playmaker but Luiz Felipe Scolari has thrown a spanner in the works by becoming the new Chelsea manager. The former Brazil coach wants countryman Ronaldinho to be his first signing and the pair are close after winning the World Cup togeth...
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