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KiNG Designs
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myspace.com/ownthemusic, http://mykezz.hi5.com, and link me at pwacut9@hotmail.com, and don't be afraid to ask for a free design/logo or rae tae tae, zeen? -- Edited by pwacut at 23:39, 2008-06-15 -- Edited by pwacut at 03:52, 2008-06-20
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SHAGGY
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Shaggy was the nickname given to a Jamaican youth, Orville Burrell, by friends during his teenage years, when his hair bore a similarity to the cartoon character, Scooby Doo. Today, when the word Shaggy is mentioned, the famous Jamaican Reggae singer comes to mind, preceding that of the fictitious...
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Will Bounty Ever Forgive Kartel?
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Will Bounty Ever Forgive Kartel? 5 Comments written below Since the bitter split between Vybz Kartel and member of the Bounty Killer led Alliance, there has been a lingering question on the minds of many. Will Bounty ever forgive Kartel for leaving the Alliance, and if so would he be reinstated as the...
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Cry Holy Riddim(Nah Guh A Jail Again)-Version
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http://www.zshare.net/audio/59053676bbaf20/ had dis long time but cudnt remember to post it sry lol -- Edited by STAINLESS at 18:59, 2007-12-31
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***NEW WAY TO WAKE UP SOME1***DWL!!![[[DJ.DELVITO]]]
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Jamaican Hell!!!!!!!!!lmfao
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Jamaican Hell A man dies and goes to hell. He discovers that there are different Hells for each country. First he goes to the German Hell and asks what they do there. "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour. Then the German Devil comes in...
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Traffic Jam
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam. Nutting aint movin. De driver wonderin what happenin. Next ting you know, a man knocks on the window. De driver roll down he window and ask, 'Wha goin on?' 'Boy...terrorists kidnap Gorge Bush and askin for a $100 million ransom. If dey don't get de money, dey say dey go...
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Jamaican Farmers
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Padda Lock Riddim_2008_produced by: JaydsTbalist_''eva up deh''
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English Patient
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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note i...
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LADY REPORTING ACCIDENT IN MANDEVILLE, JAMAICA
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A LADY WAS TRAVELLING ALONG CALEDONIA ROAD IN MANDEVILLE WHEN SHE WAS INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT WITH A MAN. THEY BOTH AGREE TO GO TO THE POLICE STATION TO MAKE A REPORT. THEY WENT TO THE MANDEVILLE TRAFFIC OFFICE WHERE THEY SAW CORPORAL ALBERT SIMPSON. LADY:GOOD MORNING OFFICA CPL SIMPSON: GOOD MORNING...
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Who is harder Ronaldhino or Cristiano Ronaldo
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Ronaldhino of course -- Edited by JaydsTbalist at 18:56, 2008-05-31
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Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi SKills ( video Included )
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Office worker goes Nuts at wrk. (Funny nuh phucc)
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Elementary, My Dear Watson
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Wat...
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Amy Winehouse in concert. (What a piece ah talent man)
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drunken man and blonde
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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 19...
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For A Million Dollars........lmao!
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For A Million Dollars A young Jamaican yute, Errol, asks his step-dad for some help. He says, "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His step-father looks up thoughtfully, and says, "Mek mi show yuh. Go ask yuh madda if she would sleep with Beres Ham...
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A Blonde Goes to the Library?
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person w...
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Who is the real father? husband and wife.......extremely funny :lol:
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One day a married couple went to have thier child, on arriving in the doctors office the doctor told them that he just invented a pain releaver machine which transfers some of the pain from the mother to the father during labour. The doctor asked if the father wuz up to it. He replied yes. When it wuz time f...
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what u wana hear at ur funeral?
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Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them? The first fella say, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man." The second fella say, &q...
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Deaf-Mute Sex
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A young deaf-mute couple got married. At first they had sex with the lights all on, otherwise, they would not see what one would tell the other in sign language. One day the woman asked, "Can't we try to make love with the lights off?" The man said, "Okay, but how will you know when I want t...
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Southern USA State Trooper and jamaican couple!!!!!!
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Southern USA State Trooper One day a Jamaican couple was driving along a high way somewhere South in the USA when a State trooper stopped them. Upon reaching the car, the Trooper said in his good southern drawl "Howdy ... speeding?" The Jamaican woman exclaimed "A wah Im seh?&qu...
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Jamaican Man at KPH ..............lmfao wat a fool!!!!!!
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Jamaican Man at KPH A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) for medical treatment; he had both ears severely burnt. Doctor: How did you get your ears so terribly burnt Sir? Patient: Yuh si Docta, Mi didah rush fi go a Wuk, so mid didah hurry fi press mi shurt. When mi a press it, one ee...
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Birth Of A New Born
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Gizzadas For Her Husband
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Gizzadas For Her Husband An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning a...
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BarnYard Poem...LMFAO!((FUNNY STUFF))
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The sky was dark The moon was high We were alone Just she and I Her hair was brown Her eyes were too I knew just what She wanted to do So with my courage I did my best And placed my hand Upon her breast I trembled and shook And felt her heart Slowly she spread Her legs apart I knew she was ready But I didn't know how I...
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***NO BRAINS***BLONDE JOKES...TRY TO ANSWER DEH ZONE!!!
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Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan. Q: Why did the blonde have square tits? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight? Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval Q: What do you call a...
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Understanding the logic behind Cash Plus
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, and as supply started to diminish, the villag...
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Hooligan Hijinx...JOKE MADE BY DJ.DELVITO LMAO
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A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he...
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The amazing milk trick
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Boyz poised to advance
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Deon Burton replaces King in starting line-upIan Burnett, Sport Editor Wednesday, June 18, 2008 Jamaican striker Luton Shelton (left) tries to control the ball ahead of a Bahamas defender during their World Cup first-leg Qualifier at the National Stadium on Sunday. Jamaica won 7-0. (Photo: Brya...
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Lloyd feat. Lil' Wayne - Girls Around The World - 2008
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REASON U MUST NOT PAY ATTENTION TO OTHER PEOPLE BUISNESS WHEN RIDING(lol)
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HOW TO BREAK UP WITH A GIRL - DA YUTE YA HEARTLESS [KRAZILY INSANE]
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Writings from the "dead"-lol
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John Wright, a businessman from the West Coast USA, after working very long hours away from home, decided in mid winter to book him and his wife, Josephine, a two week break in Florida, on the East Coast. He had one more job to attend to out of town and arranged to email his wife the day he arrived in Florida...
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Fighting the Eel
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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,...
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Camoflauge Clothing
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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see *lo** and freak out.&quo...
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Barack Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live (vid)
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MacGregor's Achievements
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A Scottish old timer is talking to a young man in a bar. "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ye see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..." blurts the old man. T...
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Travelling Salesman Joke
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A travelling salesman was out in the country one evening and wasn't sure how to get back to the main highway. He came upon a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. "Sure," said the farmer. "I've got some beans and cornbread on the stove, but I've only got one bed, so yo...
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Jamaican Lottery Winner!!!!!!!!........real ediot!
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Jamaican Lottery Winner Recently, this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings. Graciously, he presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best English utter...
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Sorry
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I'm sorry I'm so confusing And I'm not all you wish I could be I'm sorry that I'm so jealous And for all the complications that come with me I'm sorry I'm not like he was I'm sorry I over react I always think that you're leaving And this time you won't come back I'm sorry if it seems like it's fading When really...
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Science Project
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A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding...
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Court refuses murderer's appeal over judge-prosecutor liaison
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WASHINGTON, (AFP) - A Texas death row inmate who appealed his conviction on the grounds that the judge in the case was having an affair with the prosecutor saw his appeal rejected late Monday on procedural grounds, opening the way for his execution on Tuesday. The state criminal appeals court reject...
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Ministry names top GSAT performers
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Ministry names top GSAT performers Wednesday, June 18, 2008 THE names of the overall top performers in the Grade Six Achievement Test (GSAT) for 2008 have been released.Copping the number one spot islandwide is James Robertson, a student of Junior Plus Preparatory School in St James. His female co...
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Calif. police ID man they say fatally beat toddler
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TURLOCK, Calif. - Police on Monday identified a man who was fatally shot by an officer for allegedly refusing to stop beating a toddler to death along a remote road. Sergio Casian Aguilar, 27, parked his truck on an unlit road Saturday night, removed a 2-year-old boy from his car seat and proceeded to s...
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Computer expert: Briton searched for 'how to kill'
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WOBURN, Mass. - A police detective testified Tuesday that a laptop computer taken from the home of a British man accused of killing his wife and 9-month-old daughter was used to search online for "how to kill with a knife" four days before the slayings. Medford police Detective Lawrence J...
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2 teens charged in killings of Minn. mother, son
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MINNEAPOLIS - Two teenagers were charged Tuesday in the killings of a woman who was stabbed and cut more than 100 times and her 10-year-old son, who had a television smashed over his head, prosecutors said. Stafon Edward Thompson, 17, and Brian Lee Flowers, 16, both of Minneapolis, were each charged...
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Irie FM Bans Conscious Reggae Artiste Richie Spice
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Super conscious reggae artiste Richie Spice's latest entry on the albums chart, "Gideon Boot" has been slapped with an indefinite ban by the IRIE FM Programs Department. The ban extends not only to the material found on the album "Gideon Boot", but to all songs from his repert...
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