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Famous Last Words
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I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. I'm making a citizen's arrest. So, you're a cannibal. It's probably just a rash. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? The odds of that happen...
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Jamaica Hurricane Relief Letter!!!!!!!!
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Jamaica Hurricane Relief Letter DEAR FAMILY & FRIENDS As yu all know hurricane Dean hit wi ard ... wi a suffer dung ya an wi need likkle elp. Mi tank God say mi is alive to rite dis.... Remember say Western Union, Jamaica National an di banks back in a business ... so send likkle money to elp mi out....
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AutoFX Mystical Lighting Photoshop Plugin[MAAAAD SITT'N]
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File Name - AutoFX Mystical Lighting Photoshop Plugin [Full Version] File Size - 42.5 Mb Price - 179 $ ::Description:: Quote: Mystical Lighting lets anyone apply photo-realistic lighting and shading effects to digital images. With this software you can enhance the ambiance of your images and imp...
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TRACK YOUR SPOUSES CELL PHONE!!
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http://www.trackapartner.com/ A WHA DIS NOW? LOL
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JUST IN...
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Football Fan To The Rescue
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Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the b...
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Magic DVD Ripper v5.3 build 4
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Magic DVD Ripper is a very easy and powerful DVD ripping software, which can convert DVD to VCD, SVCD, AVI (DivX), WMV, iPod and PSP formats or backup DVD to hard drive without any loss of quality. You can then enjoy them anytime without DVD discs or burn them to blank DVD or CD discs using burning softwar...
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Windows XP Alternative SP3 version 2.0
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Windows XP Alternative SP3 version 2.0 Windows XP Alternative SP3 version 2.0 Links http://depositfiles.com/files/6035225 http://depositfiles.com/files/6035133 http://depositfiles.com/files/6035129 http://depositfiles.com/files/6034961 http://depositfiles.com/files/6...
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WHEN U PUT CLEAN SHEETS PON THE BED DO U PRESS THEM 1ST
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OF ALL THE DUMB POSTS OUT THERE I THOUGHT ID ADD TO THEM
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BAN PPL WHO START STUPID TOPICS IN ORDER TO BRING UP THEIR POSTS
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I THNINK PPL WHO START DUMB SHIT TO GET POSTS SHOULD BE BANNED OTHERS WORK HARD TO GET WHERE THEY ARE N SOME JUT COME ON HERE TO ACT A FOOL LET THEM KNOW WE NO INNA DAT .....
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3DS Max 9 ($4000 program)
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3DS Max 9 ($4000 program) AutodeskŽ 3ds MaxŽ software is a $4000 powerful, integrated 3D modeling, animation, and rendering application. Its easy-to-learn environment enables artists to quickly ramp up for production. 3ds Max software is used by film and video artists, game developers, multim...
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10 Commandments Of Marriage !!
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Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 1000 grand! Commandment 4. Married life i...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Amy Winehouse has a sex tape!
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"I was hoping the day would never come when Id have to write these words: Amy Winehouse has a sex tape. A friend of the singers turned over a series of tapes to UK tabloid News of the World that show Amy getting down with fiancé Blake Fielder-Civil. According to the tabloid, the friend turned over th...
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TOP 10 NBA SUPERSTARS (PLAYERS CURRENTLY PLAYING) [KRAZILY INSANE]
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A MOUTHWATERING NBA Finals clash between the Boston Celtics and the LA Lakers is on the way with the Celtics leading the Lakers 3 - 1. The Celtics Kevin Garnett will lead his team against the NBAs Most Valuable Player, Kobe Bryant, and the rest of his Lakers side. No10: BEN GORDON, Chicago Bulls ...
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VA-Luv_A_Dub_Riddim-Promo_CD-2007"No One" Cover{REQUESTED}
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[CODE] VA - Luv A Dub Riddim ˛ŰŰ ŰŰŰŰŰŰŰŰŰŰŰ ŰŰŰŰŰ ˛Ű° ŰŰŰŰ ŰŰŰŰ °Ű˛ ŰŰŰŰŰ ŰŰŰŰ Ű Ű Ű Ű Ű Ű ŰŰŰŰ ŰŰŰŰŰ ° Ű °Ű -=[ R E L E A S E I N F O ]=- Ű° Ű ° ...
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Baby Skunk
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A man and his wife were driving home one very
cold night when the wife asks her husband to
stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side
of the road, she got out to see if it was still
alive. It was, she turned to her husband and said,
"It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with
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Barbie's Christmas Beau
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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought...
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Questions answered abouts blondies>>lol
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
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actual children's bible essay excerpts
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actual children's bible essay excerpts In the first book of the Bible, Guinness's, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by n...
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There is a blind man here to see you.......... :lol: (((JaydsTbalist)))
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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior st...
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a scotsman and a jew...
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A Scotsman and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the finest restaurants in New York. At the end of the evening the waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said " That's all right laddie just gae the check to me ". The headlines in the local newspaper next day...
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Hooligan Hijinx funny
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big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he s...
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West Bank, simply put, defies all conventional definitions. Known for their juicy cuts which are a smattering together of reggae and dancehall marinating in the sauces of the Caribbean, West Bank has a sound like no other with straight club rockers, and fun-filled messages on laid-back dancehall...
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One Shott Ft. Munga - Side To Side(VIDEO)
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Uncovering the truth about freemasonry
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For those who dont kno or overstand wat its all about -- Edited by Atamic K at 18:01, 2008-05-06
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Who is the best NBA player now?
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Besides the infamous micheal jorden , magic johnson and retired and late players of the NBA, who do you this is , in your book the best NBA superstar for the year? You can give me your favorite rookie of the year aswell.
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2 Year Old Toddler Diet
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People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently, people tend to cheat on their diets, or quit after 3 days. Wel...
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10 ways to say 'I Love you'
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Apart from saying 'I Love You' in plain old English, why not spice things up a bit this Valentine's Day and say it in 10 different languages to show how you really feel. French - Je t'aime Spanish - Te quiero Swedish - Jag alskar dig Danish - Jeg elsker dig Dutch - Ik hou van Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief. Albani...
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Euro 2008 QuarterFinal Fixtures
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Thursday, June 19, 2008Home Visitor Status Stadium Portugal vs. Germany 2:45 PM St. Jakob-ParkAll times are Eastern Time Friday, June 20, 2008Home Visitor Status Stadium Croatia vs. Turkey 2:45 PM Ernst Happel StadionAll times are Eastern Time Saturday, June 21, 2008Home Visitor Status Sta...
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Santa Claus, The Perfect Man & The Perfect Woman...
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan of course) along a winding road, whe...
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NBC Sports Comentators Live Remarks!
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators (so far) during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage comment...
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Corporate Slackers
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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, &qu...
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Photof.u.cket Photobucket Account Hacker
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Photof**ket allows you to quickly and easily fusk images and videos in a private PhotoBucket account. What is "fusking"? Fusking is the process of performing a blind search on a PhotoBucket account trying to "guess" which files are there. Each time the program finds an image...
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pre-marriage test...
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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger s...
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heroism at the mental ward..LMAO!
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Hero Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim o...
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Ice cream truck
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were makin...
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Vending Machines
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A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall fr...
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the turtle picnic..
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Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer." "No...
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Beg u a 20
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Tony was sitting in a crowded bar when Bobby, a "friend" of his who was always broke, approached him and whispered in his left ear: "Tony, beg yuh a $20 nuh?" Tony, pretending to be hard of hearing, said: "Whe yu seh? Ah caan hear yuh!" Bobby repeated: "Beg yuh a...
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human beings are the only animal that stutters...
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"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident....
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Baby names
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> A Jamaican lady pregnant with twins was in a car accident and went > into a coma. During the coma she gave birth to twins, a boy and a > girl. Sometime later when she awoke from the coma, she was told > that she had given birth and that her brother had been nice enough > to name them. > Th...
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Picking coconuts
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A dread and a blind man were good friends. One day they decided they would pick some coconuts to sell. They agreed that the dread would climb the coconut tree, pick the coconuts and throw them down. The blind man would listen for where they dropped, pick them up and put them in a bag. After doing this for a f...
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Crime story
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>>>This is crime story. Five friends lived in a room, Namely
MAD,
>>> BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
>>> One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in
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>>> MAD called police.
>>> MAD: Is it police st...
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Advertising
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Thought you might appreciate the subtlety of this ad, done by a Brazilian ad agency, for a lubricating gel (K-Y equivalent) targeting the French market. They were trying to come up with an ad that is not offensive or tasteless. The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details... Ap...
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Microsoft Buys out FIREFOX!
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Car Acronyms
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ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ug...
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Mr.Bean
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british humor at its best....LOL
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During di soccer
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During di past soccer season, my coach said this to us: You're better than they think you are, but not as good as you want to/can be. VERY POWERFUL We made it all the way to the state Semi-Finals, playing 26 games, winning 23, drawing 1, and losing 2(including the semi-final game).
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Randy Pausch Last Lecture
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Unuh fi watch dis, real words from a dying man Watch Randy Pausch Last Lecture -- Edited by ghettoyute at 20:59, 2008-04-15
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