Rihanna's saucy new single S&M has been banned from Radio 1's playlist, and the video has been banned in 11 countries! Does it really need to be banned? Is it REALLY too sexy?

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Just look at this.

If anything she's promoting healthy eating, and we all need to get our five a day don't we? Yes, yes we do. We're off down the grocers now to pick up a bunch of bananas. Thank you, Rihanna, for reminding us to be visions of health. NO SCURVY FOR US.
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Oooh dear you seem to have got yourself into a bit of a pickle, Rihanna. Are you stuck? Your hair looks bangin'. That's not the point, we know, but maybe some kind of Brownie or outdoorsy type will be able to help you out of those complicated knots? Maybe we should learn how to undo such tricky rope-work too, in case we're ever in a similar situation. LET'S ALL GO TO GIRL GUIDES.